Hello. Well not really. Ok I am not Satan. Do you think he has the time with the Census going on to come up here and enlighten you wretched little Monkeys. I am however a Crown Prince Of Hell.
I have been sent as an emissary to this quite destitute dirtball to first; apologize in His Name for the slight delay. God; may His wretched soul be consumed by the lovely magma of The Lake Of Fire; is lazy. Or perhaps even a Coward. Our Census is almost done. Lucifer Himself is attending to the last count of all the Whores that have ever lived. That is why I am here. To answer your questions.
So ask away.
This Thing-
I like this Thing.
You Monkeys are funny.