To those who spend excessive amounts of time pondering the meaning of life and the reasons for their own existence:-
1) You are overcomplicating what is really a very simple question...ever heard the expression "Life is what you make it"? Only the individual, totally isolated in the existensialist sense of the word, has the ability to create its own purpose. So quit wasting your time, get on with your lives and get out there and MAKE your own purpose for being here.
2) Why are you still here? I said go - you're wasting your existence and, more importantly, a little piece of mine. Lucky for you guys I'm considerate enough to take time out my own busy schedule to steer you back to the right path...
So long, my lost little lambs...
