Sarcasm:

Yeah, nothing beats watching people die. Not only is it intellectually stimulating and COMPLETELY worth my time, but you just can't get any more gothic than that. Being able to watch people die is what makes me cool; it proves to others that I am apathetic, callous, and hardcore enough to wear black all the time and listen to modern metal music without being some sort of poseur. Sometimes, when the world is dragging me down and I feel like there is no beacon of hope for little ol' (antihero), I think to myself, "Self, you know what would cheer you up? Watching random Asians get slaughtered." And it works every time. If people knew the joy of stomach-churning agony and gaping wounds, there would be no sadness in this world.

Seriousness:

Jesus Christ, that shit is retarded. Watch Family Guy instead.