in another thread somewhere i promised you a song -

thanks for the letter
its childish and pathetic...
(to the approximate rhythm and tune of one minority by green day)

Welcome to my world,
A world of chastity,
A world where no one can get laid,
Unless it is with me.
It is my ultimate dream,
Even for just one day,
I am the only man on earth,
With the ability to get laid.

But what the hell,
All I would give,
Ten thousand bottles of blue pills,
Give me the reason to live
But what is the use
To be and have it all
A little protection
Stops the contents of my balls

I’m not a nympho
Going down in history
Boston 650 is a breeze
When compared with me
I’m gonna keep it clean
And with these I’ll keep it safe.
Thank god for the man
His invention got me laid!!


god i am pathetic

(this was written years ago - i no longer do this kinda shit so dont worry)