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A nurse stole my momma's flowers. - 05-08-08

So my mother went in for reconstructive surgery on Monday. Afterward when the finally got her into an ICU room, I bought some white lilies for her. I put them on her bedside and left so she could get some sleep. I bought her some more yesterday because the others went missing.

I walked into ICU today to go see her and noticed the new set was missing. I go over to the nurses station to ask where they keep going and caught a nurse walking out of the lounge. Inside the lounge was TWO bouquets of lilies. The same exact ONES.

WTF is wrong with people!?

So I approached the nurse about it and she started arguing with me saying I was lying. I went in there and pulled off the ribbon on the bouquet where the florist had written my mother's name. I was about to strangle the bitch with it!

Seriously screwed up. Can't even buy a nice set of lilies without someone trying to snatch 'em these days.

Aren't nurses supposed to care?


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