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05-07-08

I haven't had road rage since January. Maybe that's because I'm allowed to fire warning shots and shoot flares at cars that dont get out of the way fast enough. That's the only thing I'm going to miss about this backwoods shit hole country

Though Afghans tend to piss me off daily. For the most part, they're ignorant, lazy, and beg all the fucking time.

Another thing that pisses me off is that one of my subordinates OUTRANKS me. Only reason I'm his boss is because he is a Grade A Certified Moron.

There's also people who fire rockets RIGHT OVER OUR FUCKING HEADS (close enough to hear them zip through the air). (Afghans)

People who are retarded enough to cut off a 12 ton armored truck with a belt fed machine gun aimed in their general direction (Again, Afghans)

Retards short order cooks in the chow hall who think that no matter what you order, you really meant "Cheeseburger" (Afghans....see a trend here)?

Basically I hate Afghans


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