Originally Posted by Uzziah

Fucking Hell, are you guys still discussing how great I am? I must be some kind of celebrity. I must say I feel most honored to be given my own thread. I can't put into words how good it feels to have people talking about me all around the world. I have been away for a couple of days, posting on forums where the members actually talk like human beings rather than think they are better than everyone else or that they have something to prove. I figured I'd poke my nose in to see what's been happening in my absence, I now see that is nothing but more nonsense talk. Don't you guys ever get bored with your miserable little lives? I hope you have been entertaining yourselves while I have been away. I seem to be being spoken of left, right and center. In fact, some of you probably think of me when you masturbate. Oh I feel so special. Okay carry on, don't allow me to spoil your little discussion about tanning salons. I find it quite interesting actually.