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01-28-08
I loved Pumpkin . . . but I'm a sucker for Chritina Ricci.
Worst movie I ever saw was I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave. A horrible homage/sequel to the cult classic I Spit On Your Grave from wicked-pixel. The poop looked like chocolate icing, the murder scenes were horrendous, the plot was stupid, and the rape scene (which was s'posed to be of a girl raping a guy) was nothing but 10 minutes of watching Emily Haack seriously masturbate with a broom handle before the trick photography of her shoving it up the dudes ass, thus killing him. Throw in 45 minutes of useless graveyard footage, and you have the worst movie ever. I was masturbating
just contemplating
the color of suicide |