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~~Dinosaur~~

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01-23-08

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Originally Posted by SwampWitch

exquisitecorpse, Curious how much does a night cost at your hotel?

A better question is, does a night come with entertainment?

Actually, my french teacher who used to work in a motel/hotel late hours in a bad neighbourhood, and prostitutes would come in and he would allow them the room for 30-60mins and they would remake the bed, and he would pocket the money got... says it paid for his education

Homer: Ah he has all the money in the world. But you know what he can't buy?
Marge: What is that Homy?
Homer: *Thinks* A Dinosaur!!!

"Stop Dreaming, Live For The Fire Of The Dragon" ©

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