The perfect death?

Well, when I was younger I thought going out in a blaze of glory

would be great! But now I realize that word BLAZE implies a great

deal of pain!

I hope I die at a ripe old age by a gunshot inflicted by a jealous husband

who's wife could not resist me.

As for my funeral:

Please play this music...

Richard Wagner

Gotterdammerung

followed by

Entrance of the Gods into Valhalla