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01-01-08
I certainly would choose the "suicide by cop," option. I picture a botched bank robbery, shattered glass, an overweight officer on his phone demanding me to release the hostages, kissing a random teller, closing my eyes, then running out into the night with two water pistols raised and firing. I'd want atleast thirty officers firing at me to insure that no one individual is credited for my death. No news coverage; very hush hush; because my death is for my pleasure and not your viewing pleasure. Family and friends would have thought me dead years before; and with a little luck (because its just a dream), my passing would melt into obscurity without anyone noticing. No funeral, just dump the remains in a bag, or throw my dead carcass to some vultures. |