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12-11-07

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I knew a stripper in SLC once who had a tee shirt made especially for such occasions.

In very small print, right in the middle of her cleavage it read

"STOP staring at my chest!"

You had to get close to actually read it. Close enough for her to slap you for trying to. Which was the plan all along

Pain is Nature's way of saying "At least your still alive!"

That which does not kill us hurts like hell.

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