Wow reading through this all I could think was:

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Jordyn v. Necropolis thread. Please enjoy your stay."

It got dead except for you two there for a while.

As far as Satanism goes...it's not exactly most respected religion. But to each his own, I suppose.

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. "
- Richard Dawkins

As for Vampyric_Tyrant...that was ignorant and seemed rather for show. I'm sure a real Satanist (although I'm not capable of making charges against what one claims as their religion) could at least think up a viable answer to the question.

IMHO.