Hell just look at the candidates--
The pussy dems---
Hillary Clinton-- has a chance at being the first woman president. I say fuck it, I am tempted to vote just out of spite, but I like my guns and violent video games dammit!!
Barack Obama--- he is black and his last name rhymes with Osama.... something is not quite right and he kind of scares me
John Edwards--- Do I even need to say anything?
Now we got the Reps with God on their side--- start the harps goddammit
Rudy Guilani--- pretty much sucking up his "heroic" response to 911 and hoping it will win him a presidency. Sheesh.... talk about working it...
Fred Thompson--- the guy cannot even remember saying that he is all for abortions.... "Hey, I don't remember ordering a nuclear strike on Iran!"... yeah... 'nuff said
Mitt Romney--- He is a fucking MORMON!!!! For christ sake I LIVE in Utah.... you guys do NOT want our liquor laws nationalized

Though he is quite the gun nut and I can side with that.... but it is only because the mormons were shot out of Missouri and they never wanted that to happen again... and it will not as long as they have guns
Those are the top rated runners..... we are FUCKED!!!