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09-18-07

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Someday I'm gonna slit my wrists in line at mcdonalds
Then I'm going to sit there and eat my chicken nuggets while I die
And if anybody tries to stop me then God help them
If there aren't any kids around I'm gonna pull my pants down and take a shit on the table
Because I want the negative attention
I fucking need that negative attention
If I'm still alive i'm gonna get in my car and drive myself to the mall,
I'm going to go into the most expensive clothing shop and bleed all over everything white I can find,
So it all can be as tainted and ruined as I am,
And when mall security comes to remove me I'm gonna shit my pants,
And I'm gonna wipe fecal matter and blood on as many rent-a-cops as they send.
I hope you're happy you fucking rent-a-cops.

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