break up with her, cut his tires, flex tie him with about 2 other guys, drive him into the country, pour gasoline on him and burn him. you're going to have to drive inland to stay away from the water table. job's done. pay a SMOKIN hot escort or find a really cute girlfriend to go back to the house to pick up your shit. that's going to be the deal breaker. make sure you show a LOT of pda in your ex's presance. job's done.