roflmao

This is what I say when telemarketers call me, which is often unfortunately..

Telechicky: Hello this is from , this is not a sales call, and I'd like to remind you that this call is being monitored for-

Me: WAIT wait wait wait chicky, YOU WANT MY COUCH????!!! You can't have my couch! (insane laughter)

Then they hang up. Always.