well i came to my current understanding after spending six years a hogwarts, where i was taught a variety of magic, including how to ride a broom stick, grow gills and not get laid...

as for what influenced me in this, it might have something to do with the fact that i was kidnapped by a 11ft half giant, possibly raped repeatedly (i can't remember much after he gave me those 6 pints in some dive called the leaky cauldron. for all i know the bar tender joined in, he looked like a right peadophile..) then dumped on some shitty train where i passed out. When i came to there was some red headed freak going through my pokets and claiming i was famous, he then pulled a rat out of his pocked while telling me i was going to some castle of "magic"..

yours magically
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