Hey im making a list of funny slogans I can put on Tshirts. (my friend and I have been considering making a small online conservative Tshirt store similar to Tshirt Hell), what do you think of

"I survived a liberal pregnancy!" with a baby giving the thumbs up sign? I know I know I heard something like that before but I swear it hasnt been copywritten.

I also have one that says:

Hitlery must be stopped! with a picture of Hillary with a Hitler Moustache imposed over a sky, with a bunch of men in business suits being led off to the showers.