You need two, very basic things to make a good thread on darkforum guys, so you ones that are making all these semi-pointless D-rate threads listen up. 1. Curse words. You have to curse every other sentence or your fucking fucked, the thread is automatically ruined because if it doesn't involve alot of curse words, then it probably never happened. . 2. One or more of the following: Murder, suicide, cannabalism, voodoo, witchcraft, the US senate, rape, video games, self-mutilation, sex, drugs, industrial music, or just death in general. Or boobs. Any one of these will do.