i lover turak. where has he been all my life? i love arguing with people like him because he forces us to take the moral highground by being a cocksucking, jizz-sauce-loving sonofabitch. i would be sad if he left because he makes me feel smart. all i wish is that a moderator would bestow his IP address on me so i could do a reverse lookup, go to his home, and leave a sticky-note on his forehead reading: apostate87 raped you in the night. that's all i'm asking. i'd take a pooh on his pillow so he had someone to wake up next to.