Originally Posted by youngwerther

you shouldn't show this to my mother, she would probably go into a soaring rage. she has this obsession with landscaping the yard with rocks. she has been going to the construction sites around winchester (and there are many) to fill up the back of the subaru with rocks. then, she makes me sit in the yard and form them into a virginia style slave wall for her garden.

fortunately, the wall is complete now and there's no more space in our yard for projects like this. however, she still hoards rocks without knowing what to do with them like it was some compulsion.

once, i suggested she get this product called "rock lock" which is a wall section of polyethylene "rocks" that lock together at paralell or right angles. she went into a rage about how there would be no "imposter rocks" in her yard.

she's on her naturopathic/pyramid scheme kick right now, so the rock thing is past for the most part.