I had a dream the other night that I was at this party, chillin' on a bed with a bunch of people, and my friend and co-worker (and roommate, jeez) comes runnin' in and he goes "Nick, holy shit, there are zombies outside! Come on, we've gotta save everyone." So we went to the armory (every party should have one) and strapped up, and then went outside and started shootin' zombies.

How this relates : When China goes to take over the world (which is laughable), they'll attempt to use "super-soldiers", which are nothing more than zombies. If you've read the book "Zombie Survival Guide" then you'll know what to do. If not, then I'd suggest you run to a party with an armory and pray for the best.

Oh, and it's probably best if you don't sleep cuddled up to that can of turpentine.