a circus director had this realy boring elephant who couldnt do any tricks. so every night he would say to the audience "if anyone can make my elephant sit i'll give that person 1000$". one night a man stood up and said "i'll make you elephant sit". the circus director said "ok come down here good man". the man walked down to the elephant and starred the elephant deep into the eyes, then he kicked the elephant as hard as he could in the balls. the elephant sat down faster than lightning and couldnt make a sound.
next evening the circus director thought he would be a bit smart since now he knew how to make the elephant sit. so he said "if anyone can make the elephant nod and shake his head i'll give that person 1000$". the same man from the night before rose up and said "il make your elephant nod and shake his head". the circus director thaught that since the man had managed to make the elephant sit ,then maby he could make it nod and shake its head too, so he said "ok come down here good man". the man walked down to the elephant and starred it deep in the eyes and said "do you remember me?" the elephant nodded. "do you want me to do it again ?" the elephant shook his head.

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