| jeez i know how you feel... -
09-08-06
i'm almost 19 and already out of my prime. i gotta try harder to get laid. ladies, i've heard lots of advice, but if anybody has any more secrets for me, i will pay you $100 for each suggestion that actually gets me laid at least once, and $20 for every time after that. i am really not screwing with you. just tell me, i'll try and if it works i'll live up to the bargain and pay up. |