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Originally Posted by Hatespawn 6/6/06 is shit because if you actulaly read the bible and the satanic bible you would know that June 6 is just satans birthday.
The real end of the world is October 11, 2011.
This is so Because in the bible, satan said that he would escape in 200 years
HE said this the day jesus was born.
2000, the millenium, he couldnt come because he has to get through the 11 Gates of Hell, and it takes 1 year to get through each gate.
Once he passes the final gate, he will meet with Dante and some other evil dude and take over the world |
Can you spell "crap"? Dante? why not the Easter bunny or the ghost of Christmas past?
The Guide to Being an Evil Overlord.
44. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a
stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code.
Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for
formal occasions.
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You know that feeling of being at one with the universe? It is the rush of endorphins as your throat is slit.
It's all fun and games until they gun down ten of their friends and three teachers.