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Firewall · 06-12-06

This is one movie from Asia that I never imagined seeing taken on by a US studio and remade. The content and idea just struck me as something that America would keep away from. I guess I was wrong.

I can imagine the school-kids in the remake being Paris Hilton type girls and Jock boys.......how can you honestly feel good about seeing something like that?

There is NO way that it will better or equal the true brilliance of the original, it will just rape and make a mockery out of a great and classic Asian masterpiece.

Oh Hollywood, how I hate you more each day.

I can see it now....

Battle Royale - Revenge Of The Turds.

Starring: Jennifer Love EwBitch, Jason "Pie Fucker" Biggs, Asston Kuntsher, Tara "Wonky Tits" Reid, Paris Hiltool, Jessica "Dumb is fun for a half minute, then it's old and annoying" Simpletonson.....

With a guest appearence by - The dude with the hook from "I know what you did last Summer".

Oh.....how I am vomiting in my own mouth right now.

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