No, don't get me wrong, homie. I have plenty of friends and relatives back in the big city where I grew up. I could bolt if I wanted to.

I love it out here. The deer downtown is one of those reasons. Eightteen million lakes to choose from within an hour's drive. Good people, clean air, relatively easy traffic.

Sometimes, tho, I just wish there was a nightlife. But, I can't have both, so I need to stop whining.