I almost made it through a day of work without a screaming child, almost. This mom came through my line with 4 screaming, out of control, horrible, bitchy children and one little angel. Her children were throwing ice cream and crying because their mom wouldn’t buy them some toys. The only behaving little girl asked for a toy and because she was the only one behaving she got the toy. Which only made her brother and sisters scream even harder. One little girl threw herself on the ground and cried so hard I could have sworn the hell raiser was going to explode. I tried consoling the little bitch telling her if she started to behave maybe her mommy would buy her a toy next time. She then threw they toy she wanted AT ME and stormed out the store, came back in a few seconds later because she broke her ice cream bar and wanted a new one. I told her that’s what she got for being a horrible little girl and told her to get out.

I hate kids. Stop having them, stop taking them out in public, or please for the love of gosh start beating them again.