| Do dead people burn well? -
05-04-06
That would save space in grave yards etc..
Also, if we discover that burning people is a viable source of energy.. then we could burn criminals which would mean we wouldn't have to pay so much in taxes to keep them in prison etc.
I really can't be arsed to look into the scientific side of this - I'm sure somebody will do that for me and correct me either on my lack of political correctness, or lack of knowledge of burning bodies, or lack of ethics, or all of the above.
Discuss. |