was that even english? anyways...


i went through a whole bunch of years where i went to all the hollywood clubs, manhattan bars, and o.c. after hours clubs. finally one night a lightbulb went off above my head and i asked myself 'why am i hanging out with all these fake ass people?'

since then i've basically only bothered going to small bars or even straight up dive bars. at least there i know the people are real, the drinks are cheap and i don't have to wait for 45 minutes to get a beer.