Hello Children,

It's your's truly again. I'm a busy klown with places to and joy to spread. My own special brand of joy that is. It's been slim pickings since the last time I chatted with you boys and girls, and this klown has had to make do as best he can. My last stop was at some small, backwater, hicktown. You know the type, boys and girls, the type where "my kind" are not appreciated. That's alright though, children, because I like a challenge.

It was the middle of the day when arrived. The time of day where the sun is high in the sky and at it's absolute worst. That's when the head aches begin and my face can't smile any more. Well, boys and girls, it wasn't long before a strange man with a shiny badge came up to me and began to rant and rave. "Blah, blah, blah, freak.. Blah, blah, weirdos like you... Blah, blah, blah, keep movin'!!!" I figured that this man must have been cranky from the heat and had a headache like I did. That was my cue, boys and girls, at moment I decided that a visit from my new friend "Mr. Smashums" would cheer this man right up. Sure enough, after one friendly tap on the head from Mr. Smashums and the man with the badge made a funny face and fell to the ground. After that, Mr. Smashums tapped his head until it just exploded with joy. It was was like watching a pinata explode, children. Alas, it was time to put Mr. Smashums away.

Soon afterwards I found a nice dark place siesta. Even klowns need to take a nap now and then, children. When I awoke it was nightfall. There was a group of young men standing around the area of my last performance. I could hear them whispering. "Blah, blah, blah, Holy Shit!! Blah, blah, blah, look at this!! Blah, blah, blah, What The Hell!?" If I didn't know better, boys and girls, I would say that I was starting to develop a fanbase. I reapplied my makeup. Klowns are nothing without their makeup, children, remember that. It was show time. I brought my friend Mack along and began to go into my act. While I was performing, some of those young boys tried to perform right along with me. Needless to say, Mack and I had them all smiling from ear to ear leaving red streaming kisses all over the ground.

I know what you're thinking children, and don't worry. The Doktor had a comedy prescription for every last man, woman, and child in that little podunk town. Some of them like my brand of medicine so much that they screamed with laughter. When it was all said and done, you could say that I painted the town red.

For my finale, boys and girls, I really heated things up. Some of my fans were still outside. They seemed to be frozen with their crimson grins perfectly in place. I built a fire and let it burn. A good klown wants his audience to feel all warm and toasty. Unfortunately children, I didn't have time to watch the fire burn. I had another performance to get to.

I'll tell you something, children. It's funny how humor can change one's outlook on life. Here I had taken a bunch of ignorant, small town hicks and put a nice red ear to ear smile on each of their dirty little faces. Too bad thet won't be able to do the same for yours truly. As always, boys and girls, I'm on the move. Keep watching, because I just might pop up in your town next.

Sincerely Yours,

Doktor Demo