for a while now i've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough vitamins, too many strip clubs, the aids, poor anal retention or anything else i could think of, but now I found out the real reason; i'm tired because i'm overworked.


here's why:

the population of this country is 273 million.

140 million of those dumb fucks are retired.

that leaves 133 million to do the work.

there are 85 million wasting time in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

of those there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with being government puppets. leaving 16.2 million to do the work.

take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

at any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

now, there are 1,211,998 people rotting in our beautiful prison systems.

that leaves just two people to do the work.

you... and me.


and here you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading fucking intarweb jokes... you fucking asshole.