I still have my old consoles, but I'm pretty damn tired of having to rig my NES with duct tape to keep the cartridge from falling out. And I'm equally tired of having to balance the unabridged hardback copy of Stephen King's The Stand on top of the cartridges for my SNES to keep them in. And I'm realllllllllllllllly tired of my Donkey Kong Country pissing out at the beginning of the game, in the freakin' Monkey Mines.

YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. I LOVE MY MINE CART CARNAGE.