Alright, guitar fags. Listen up: IT IS NOT A GUITAR. It is not trying to BE a real guitar. Game = NOT REAL. Game guitar = NOT REAL GUITAR. Fuck, I've been a drummer for 9 years, and I still get a kick out of Donkey Konga. Why? Because they AREN'T REAL DRUMS, and they aren't trying to be. FUCKING GAMES, dipshits. Enjoy them before your pretentious natures end up suffocationg you.

Goddamn guitarists... they're almost worse than singers. Almost.