Dude. What's with this time thing and it's relentless marching? Seriously. I was sixteen when I started posting here. Sixteen.


So, who still posts here, anyway? It's hard to tell because everyone seems to randomly change their name every few years like a jackass.

Things that've changed since Way Back When:

- Reality is no longer only a dream. Apparently that was just adolescent pseudo-intellectual angsting mingled with poor understanding of Hindu philosophy. My bad.

- General Tso's is no longer my favorite Chinese dish. Kung Pao for the win!

- Hair is now short-ish and natural rather than really long and rotating shades of red.

- I understand (sort of) how to seperate paragraphs. The enter key is my friend.

- South Park wasn't actually ever that great once you got past the cursing. Stupid disillusionment.

- All black really, really isn't cool. Especially 24/7. Note to past self.

- It turns out, smoking really does make you cool afterwards. Those Health Class videos lied to me! I knew there was a reason I usually skipped that class.



Things that remain constant:

- Black Beans still Rule #1

- Danse Macabre is still the greatest thing human beings have ever done.

- Trying to comprehend physics still hurts my brain.