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10-13-05

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Originally Posted by Dyshade
If you want us to we can take a chunk of flesh from your ass and graft it to your shoulder to fill in the evulsion hole?

"i had a one and a half inch deep 3 inch across evulsion hole on my right shoulder. If you looked into it you could see my muscle twitching. It was great at parties before it healed."

I said NO!! the last thing I wanted was ass hair growing on my shoulder. Besides it healed over fine(its a big ass scar) but no indentation like they said there would be.

I got it plus the other 60% scar tissue on my back from flying out of a flipping car at well over 110 MPH

Oh... they also wanted to perform back surgery to fix my two compression fractures of the spinal cord and I told them to shove it
Yep, i think i'm gonna buy me one of those cars someday...
Then i'm gonna offer you a ride in it!!!


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