Originally Posted by thefr0g

Hardest I've been asked.

"Can we perform a biopsy on your testicle?"


Why is it hard?: This short little doctor who looked like a toss out from The Oak Ridge Boys wanted to perform a biopsy on my nut, which had a small bump on it. At the time I'm thinking "sure, whatever". Little did I realize that it involved pulling the testicle out of my body, through my abdomen. I mean, if it was cancer, I'd lose both my balls and die. If it wasn't, I had to find out, which meant PULLING A NUT OUT OF MY STOMACH. Yeah, that was tough.

Why is it a big deal? Perhaps I didn't mention they wanted to PULL A NUT OUT OF MY STOMACH. If not, I think that explains it.

Don't worry, I did it, it was benign, it was the most painful experience of my life, but I'm OK (this all happened many years ago). And now you all know far more about me than you ever wanted to.