What a bunch of pussy rules...

Walk, don't run.
Don't cut across yards or driveways.
Shoes should fit (even if they don't go with your costume)
Avoid wearing masks while walking from house to house.
Wear clothing with reflective markings or tape.


in other words, dont bother going, just stay home and wear your rubber helmet.

Did the choads who wrote this shit even know any children? kids run and jummp and screen and cut across lawns on halloween. Its what they do. THe point of thier costume isnt to have fuckin bike reflectors on it and have your two mommies try every single piece of candy before you take a fucking bite. WHat the fuck why is the world becomming so lame and organized. Growing up the best shit about halloween was that there were no rules other than knocking on doors and people giving you stuff. THATS IT.