examples of "conversations" i've had with chavs...

"why are you dressed like that?"
"would you rather i was naked?"
"ugh no"
"shut up then."

"goth"
"chav"

"eww dirty goth slit ma wrists kill ma mum yeah depressed worship satan man fuck the world wish i was dead man yeah"
"urgh dirty chav, hanging around on street corners smoking bummed fags i find in gutters innit standin outside a coop wi ma cru im well ard"
"yea well... dirty goff"

"you look like a twat dressed like that"
"you look like a twat 24/7. in fact you are a twat. shut up."
"huh?"

(this one eventually got me into a fight in which he punched me in the face 6 times and walked off after i stood there looking angry at him and only looked away or moved to recieve his punches. he broke my nose and gave me a fat split lip. he got expelled and wasn't allowed to do his GCSE exams.)

"are you that guy from the matrix"
"yes"
"prove it"
"no"
"youre not are you. youre lying. youre not him."
"oh how smart you are"
"liar"
"simpleton"
"huh?"