I was talking to Tozzy on AIM, and our conversation reminded me of something.

I don't know how it is in England, but here in the good ol' US of A we have these things I affectionately call G-THUG ALLSTARS... or Wiggers, if you will. The only thing worse than an upper middle class white boy acting "hardcore" and "from da streetz" is his girlfriend.

You know the type. They're either overweight or severely underweight white girls, with long fingernails, K-Swiss shoes, and a baby-doll shirt that says something really witty like "Diva".

And if you're ever in the mall, they stare at you and DARE you to look at them wrong. After which they'll shake that nasty tuna finger in your face and say "Oh, hell nah you didn't look at me like dat." And if you're as disgustingly intelligent as me and attempt to battle them verbally... they'll say "Fuck you, bitch!" to everything. Or if you're as scary diesel bad ass as I am, they might say "If I wasn't on probation, I'd kick your ass, bitch."


Until I'm forced to shove my fist in her face to shut her the FUCK UP.