I saw a professor screaming at a girl who said she was sick so she missed 3 classes. He then starts cross questioning her, apparently very well prepared, about which other classes she attended and how he investigated and found out that she went to one other class *gasp*. Kept on doing this until the girl bursts out crying and then says that she'll drop the class. Thats where the professor goes.. no no .. no no.. i'm not telling you to drop. Probably worried that she'd go to the dean and ask for her money back or something.

Plus I pulled my pants up too fast and now I probably qualify for a darwin award.