Originally Posted by (antihero)

I have a superhot, British, black lady friend who tooootally wanted my cash 'n' prizes, but she was moving away for med school and I didn't want no long-distance crap. However, she DID kiss me, and I must say that it was probably one of the best kisses I've ever had. Her lips were a totally different shape; it was like visiting a far-off land, full of... making out. For those of you who haven't tried it, I strongly recommend making out with a black girl. Even you, Wicked; a little Coon in the poon never hurt nobody.

I just made up "coon in the poon" right now. Give me some points for that.