Funny BUT (ooo sorry!) this aint far from the truth!


Medieval Chinese armies were known to have used "Thunder Bomb Oxen" on a few occaisions to wreak havok amoung besieging armies. basically the Chinese would load up a few oxen with open baskets full of gunpowder near their flanks and tie a lit torch to thier tails, get em riled up and open the gates. Well, Ox goes berzerk, torch hit gun powder and TA DA! first ever cruise missle!

also Republican Roman armies on a few occaisons used flaming pigs to dissrupt an enemy formation. basicallt thewy got some hogs, greased em up and put a fire brand to em and off they went. fuckin sickos