Dear Sam Raimi,

Why must you torture your loyal fans? First Spiderman, and now this? Have you stopped and taken into account the fact that Evil Dead was made shitty for a reason?! It's part of the charm. I don't want to see CGI and expensive effects. I don't want to see Ashton Kutcher or Tara Reid or even worse... PAUL WALKER in this movie! I know the cast isn't confirmed, but I can see in my head the crapfaces you're going to have play in this movie.

And how does Bruce Campbell feel about this? Huh? HUH, MOTHERFUCKER?! I hope you die. You are a mean, mean man. You're going to shit all over one of my absolute favorite movies.

Love,
Meaghan