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08-09-05

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Originally Posted by lilywhitemm
im fine with the jehovahs witness people. i say no thanx and they go. im talking about the Jesus christ of latter day saints door to door assholes. and NO i do not go looking for an arguement. they ask me if ive found the path to salvation yet and i go, yeah, thru my own current religion. then i get this long winded drama about my path not being the right one and that ill go to hell if i dont repent ..yadda yadda yadda...

respect my decision and leave me be!

you know why you dont see me bitching about the chinese takeout menus on my doorstep? because i dont get those. i dont have the chinese food resturants trying to covert me to THEIR restaurant instead of my current one.
i dont have Avon folks hawking their products on me. nor do i have girl scouts trying to get me to buy their cookies.
i dont see the Census guy on my front step. no one else goes out of their way to show up here and tell me im going to hell for following the wrong path.
if these other people did show up and tell me that im making the wrong decision for my life and flip out on them too.


again, im fine with christians, i just dont need them forcing their shit down my goddamn throat, and i dont think thats too much to ask.
yup I get all of them too, not just the Jehovas people. And when they ask me if I found the path to whatever I say simply "not interested" I dont start an argument or say MY RELIGION IS FINE YOU FUCKS NOW LEAVE ME THE FUCK BE like you apparently do. The whole bit about Christians showing up on your doorstep to tell you you are going to hell sounds fishy to me and bullshit. Because they just dont do that. Maybe youre the only person they do it to and in which case it probably has more to do with your attitude than anything. And when Chinese takeout places put shit in your doorway that is their way of trying to convert you from other places to thiers. Its not? Are you fucking joking? do you know anything about business?

Try this the next time your latterday christians show up.

them "hi are you interested in...
you "sorry guys I am not interested I really dont have time to talk to you"
them "oh ok, will you take this pamphlet??"
you "yes, have a nice day" *close door, throw away pamphlet*.

SIMPLE


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