So I got to thinking, this is the essence of my belief about human stupidity(It should be very very painful) taken to the extreme. So as sort of a commemoration, I will be visiting the darwin awards website, picking one at random and posting it for your enjoyment. Today's is: "Justice is Served" or as I like to call it "That'll Learn Ya, You Fucking Prick"

(8 April 1999, Georgia) William was 45 years old and boasted a string of arrests and several criminal convictions. You would be stretching the truth if you called him an exemplary citizen. But even worse, he was an abusive husband. Charges of battery and false imprisonment had been leveled against him for allegedly tying his common-law wife to their bed with an extension cord in 1997.

According to the police report, he told her "he was not going to let her out, feed her or allow her to go to work." Rosemary managed to free herself and crawl out a window to summon police. William was jailed for two months, which he spent writing poems and drawing pictures of the couple in wedding finery, before Rosemary begged a judge to send him home because she couldn't afford the rent alone.

On Thursday, William doused Rosemary with gasoline and set her on fire. Then he wrenched a gas line loose, apparently to make her death like an accident. But his mislaid plan backfired, when the gas line ignited and blew him up, putting an end to his boorish behavior.