Trust My Luck.

I saw you laying there, your legs apart,
Clutching your breasts, and speaking your heart,
I walked over to you, ready to fuck,
"No thanks" you said, Trust my luck.

I saw you standing there, your smile so wide,
Head in the air, showing so much pride,
"I'll bite the bullet and ask her out on the town",
Trust my luck, It was a guy in an evening gown.

I saw you sitting there, across the crowded room,
Your eyes seemed sad, full of upset and gloom,
"Are you alright?" I asked deep and slow,
Trust my luck, It was a scale model of The Crow.

Time to give up this dating game for good,
It hurts my head and boils my blood,
I'll inflate you tonight and party until sunrise,
Trust my luck, she's got a puncture on her thigh.