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Originally Posted by Harry Hard-On I've got this scab on my arm and I keep picking at it cause it itches... but that's not making it any better, is it? Why does this stuff always happen to me... Huh? Why? Gosh Darn It. |
Chop off your arm with a rusty knife and splash warm milk over your nut-sack. Then, take 20 anadin and down a whole litre bottle of scotch in one go. You'll feel much better after that.