okay, so an aquaintence of mine (that moved away almost a year ago) shows up at lunch... basically, the conversation goes "oh, im back for a few weeks, god im so bitchy cause i haven't had sex since i left"

immediately, that puts me on guard... granted, there are people who are more frank with their sex lives and whatnot...

but she's complainin' and im trying to be sympathetic... she the proceeds to show me her thong (not like she pulled up her skirt or anything, just that she showed the thin band around her waist that can only belong to a g-string).

so i ask, 'well where's your bf'

'down the hall'

'so why are you sitting here?'

'cause im on vacation'

'no, why are you sitting here all sexed up with your bf down the hall when you could be off with him rocking your socks?'

'cause im on the rag'

'then why get all sexed up'

'cause im horny'

'...'

'so let me get this straight... you're sitting here, after not having slept with yer guy for 9 months (i didn't tell her that he's been spotted with many, many, many young goth chicas on his hip), all sexxored up, seemingly raring to go... but you won't cause yer on the rag?'

'yeah'

'what's the point then?'

'i don't understand'

'nevermind'

*i then have to go back to work*



weird... just weird...